Monday, March 09, 2009

What Is this ?

Ok ! Some thing very terrible had happen !!!!

Last week, when the human came to the office, they found something HUGE tied to the gate. And that thing is GOLDEN, FURRY AND HUGE like me, so from far, the human thought I had ran out of the office and Fat Fat was prepared to skin me alive then, until he walk nearer, and nearer, and nearer, then he realised that it is NOT ME !!!! ***GASP****

Fat Fat came closer and realised that someone had tied a golden retriever to our gate !!! ***GASP AGAIN****

After discussing with me, Fat Fat and clever me came up with a few ideas why this golden retriever is tied to our gate.

1) The person who found the dog thought that , that's me, so he tied the dog up at our gate.

But helllllooooooooooooo , I KNOW I am the only golden retreiver in this estate, I KNOW I am the smartest dog in this estate, I KNOW I am the most handsome dog in this estate, but that doesnt make me the ONLY dog in the estate.

Remember : Not all Golden Retreivers are Bond and not all Bonds are golden retreiver, ok ?

2) The person had tied the dog at our gate and went for the time of his life, and forgotten all about the dog.

Hellllooooooooooooooo, you better come and collect your dog .... **GROWL****

3) The person had abandoned the dog at our gate.

I .... I .... I .... I dont know what to say if this is really true *sigh*

But just to put the record straight, this is not a zoo, nor an animal shelter, nor a pet hotel, you dont go around dumping your pet at my place ok? So if you have really done that, you better come back and get your dog, or else, Fat Fat will cook the dog for dinner and serve all of us for the next week ok ?

Ok, some basic information of the dog

a) it smell like salted fish, even after 3 baths in a week
b) it loves to sit on urine (and this explains [1] above)

HELP ME !!! SOS !!! If you know of anyone who had left the dog in front of my gate, can you please ask the person to come forward with particulars of the dog like sex of the dog, age of the dog, any micorchip, any distinctive features of the dog blah blah blah ...... once we ascertain that you are the owner, we will return the dog to you ok?

Oh yes, another thing, if you are thinking of coming to my gate to see the doggy, sorry, the doggy had been moved to somewhere else and is no longer here ..... i will tell you why next time.

HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOSE DOG IS THIS ??????????


At 8:28 p.m., Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Sigh. Why do so many dumb people simply dump their dogs anywhere & everywhere? Sounds like that Golden was in bad shape. Like salted fish? Yuck!

Butt sniffs,
Solid Gold Dancer

At 9:50 a.m., Blogger Twinkle a.k.a Chicken Little said...

OMG, a salty fish at your gate?????? I guess those stoopid hooman knows your gal gal like salty fish, thats why they left him there. I hope that salty fish get a furever home soon...and where is that Zhu???

slurpy licks,

At 10:34 p.m., Anonymous Dog Checks Online said...

lol loved that

At 8:48 p.m., Blogger Dino and Family said...

Oh boy! That's sad! Any updates on this poor golden? Love, Dino


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