Walking Rules

Some of you may have already known that we have 2 new kids in our village for this Chinese New Year.

And since Boo Boo has briefed them on the house rules, I shall brief Zen on the walking rules.

Since this is a serious topic, I have to be very serious here.
Zen : What's walking rules ?

Bond : Walking rules are rules you have to obey during your daily walk .........

Bond : Rule number 1 : DO NOT ever tug or pull on the leash or entangle your leash onto the humans leg ......... if the human ever falls down, they will squash you into "zen zen juice". I cant imagine Fat Fat sitting onto you and squashing you into juices.

Rule number 2 : When the human say SIT and STAY, you have only 3 seconds to react to the command, or else, you will feel a very hard leash landing onto your head. The human dont use their hands to slap us, they use the leash to slap us during our walk, for your info .....

Zen : ****GASPPPP******

Bond : Rule number 3 : Do not EVER, NEVER roll yourself onto dog / cat poo during your walk ..... or else, they will skin you alive ....

Zen : HOLY COWWWWWWWWWWW

Bond : simple ? we only have 3 walking rules to remember ? Isnt life great ?

Zen : MUMMY .......... this is not the kind of holiday resort I am looking for !!! I WANT TO GO HOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bond : ...... ***EVIL GRIN***** .............. oh ! grow up and stop whinningggggggggg .......

Bond: Can someone just ask that kid to stop whinning and shut up ....................